I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
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yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
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And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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