It was confusing and full of hummus
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
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Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
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Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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