i wish starbucks made bloody marys
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
A+ Viking dick
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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