He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
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What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
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I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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