it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
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Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
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i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
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