white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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