I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
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Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
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I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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