great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
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I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
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He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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