You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
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Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
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Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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