The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
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I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
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who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
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