There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
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I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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