Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
There r osticjed everywhere
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
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Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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