I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
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It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
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My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
there is puke in my bra ... again
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