I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
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all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
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Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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