8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
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Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
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blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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