Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
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The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
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It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
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