HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
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I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
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His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
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