census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Ketchup is God's man juice
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
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And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
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Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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