i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
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just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
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There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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