Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
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he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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