So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
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Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
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he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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