The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
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I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
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Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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