Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
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forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
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Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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