there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
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I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
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She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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