i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
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On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
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I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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