You're so nebulous sometimes
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
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I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
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She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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