Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
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As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
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if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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