I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
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We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
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It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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