paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
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I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
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I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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