How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
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Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
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I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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