How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
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I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
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Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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