She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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