Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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