so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
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Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
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There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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