I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
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I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
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Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
im on a boat
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