Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
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Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
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At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Randomize