Just mADE A PArabola og urine
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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