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He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
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he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
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Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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