i jhust puked up my retainher.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
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There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
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I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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