Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
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He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
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I want to fling myself into the sun
We need to get me chipped asap
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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