that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
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I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
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Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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