I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
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I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
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Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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