i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
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I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
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So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I am available for nakedness
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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