I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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