i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
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im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
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We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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