Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
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My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
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my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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