I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
I skipped work to stalk him.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
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I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
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I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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