I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
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sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
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You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
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