Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
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there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
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I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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