Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
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all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
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Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
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